What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:04
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Witness testifies that Diddy dangled her over a balcony - BBC
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
With 'I Love Lucy' and beyond, Desi Arnaz helped shaped TV as we know it - NPR
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
3 Observations: Running Against the Wind; Isaiah Rodgers Nabs Interception - Minnesota Vikings
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
PS5 has a huge price advantage over Xbox and Switch 2 right now - Eurogamer
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
I've written three books, but I haven't been able to promote them yet. What should I do?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The Largest Black Hole Jet Ever Found Is 3 Times the Size of the Milky Way - The Daily Galaxy
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
What’s the best AI coding tool for beginners?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
No way
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics